Super Spunk Smoothie

I'm going to have to try this:

The famous — Super Spunk Smoothie! Yes, you really can sweeten a man's cum. Citrus, mango and cucumber really do work — but he has to refrain from strong foods and vitamins for a few days while drinking a juice mixture for it to work. So no garlic, asparagus, broccoli, red meats, curries or multivitamins!

Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum sweetening ingredients — try drinking it for three days in a row. It's part of a balanced breakfast, like a good blowjob.

1 cup pineapple, fresh, canned or juice
1 cup mango juice
1 banana
1/2 cucumber, peeled and seeded
1/2 tsp fresh ginger
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 Tbs honey

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results!


Another recipe:

1 can of crushed pineapple
1 banana
2 cups apple juice
3 tbsp honey
1 tbsp of vanilla
1/2 tsp each of cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger.