I go through periods when I eat the same food for every meal, every day, for a few weeks. We're presently in a "turkey chili period".
Mr Ally and I talked about the different ground meats that could be added to chili, for variety. I suggested ground pork. He said, "I fucked a Jimmy Dean sausage before".
Now why am I not surprised?
He said, he cut a "vagina size" slit at the top, scooped out a bit to accomodate the post-insertion displacement, and then fucked away.
I asked, did you just lay on your back and stick your dick in and start jacking?
He said no, he slid it in and held it still and started humping. For reality's sake.
So how many of you have similiarly greasy confessions?